My blog cowers in fear beneath...

...THE BLOGDOM OF GOD!!! Because in today's society praying is just way too square. Everyone knows that God is a hipster, and if you wanna be down with G.O.D. you better know how to blog.

Whatever happened to just going to service/mass/temple and helping old people on the weekends? The rules are changing. May God have mercy on the souls with no internet.