Organized Crime in McDonaldland

Ever since they locked up the Hamburglar a few years back and the Grimace got busted for illegal dairy trafficing, the mob boss for the McDonald organized crime family has been stepping it up and taking the old turf war back to the streets. Down in the trenches battling it out one burger joint to another. And it appears the days of this brutal conflict may be coming to an end.

Yes, authorities nabbed Ronald while stealing money from a cash register at Wendy's. Jon Lusk alerted me to this breaking story.

Perhaps with the arrest of the McDonald's don this bloody turf war can finally come to an end, and the golden age of burger and fries prosperity will rise again.