Did Columbus ever actually visit Columbus?

My sources say no.

So it's day two here. Only got a minute to update. I'm sitting in the "Fixed Asset War Room" as it has been dubbed, with 3 other CapEx'ers and 2 people from Deloitte Tax in Columbus.

The data... is in shambles. We've spent the last 24 hrs trying to reconcile their FAS across three years. This data is so bad it... couldn't even... punch its way out of a... paper bag... yes...

The corporate office is pretty cool. Lots of music and giant posters of half naked models on the wall. Very interesting culture here at the head office. Ok, back to access. Oh, and fyi: the most interesting thing to do in Columbus at night is order room service... and get dressed up in prom dresses and galavant in the halls. Or... so I've heard.