Pita Explosion

The partner-in-charge ordered lunch in today from this pita place around the block. Only he ordered the "pita for 12" platter and there are 5 of us here. So there is literally a mountain of leftover pitas sitting on the conference room table. A veritable pita explosion if you will.

Speaking of explosions, I am reminded of the time when the oven at Burger King in Lenoir blew up and spat flaming grilled chicken breasts out onto the floor. Watching the grill employee leap over the counter in fear was one of the greatest moments of 2001.

Which in turn reminds me of the "you want some chicken" guy at Top-of-Lenoir. He certainly was crazy... and... most likely homeless.