Proof...

That 8th grade sex ed can suck it. Literally. According to this study, 95% of Americans have premarital sex. Seems like that whole abstinence thing is really working out for you there super-christian people...

Here's an idea that just crossed my mind: condoms.

Not that expensive, just hand them out and say "go get 'em kids." Surely 1000 condoms is cheaper than hiring someone to come in for 6 weeks and preach abstinence. In fact, there are a ton of organizations just dying to give away condoms for safe sex programs. Free condoms for everyone!!

Because let's face it: teenagers are going to have premarital sex at some point anyway... might as well get 'em when they're young young young young!!

So lets all do our civic duty to help these poor misguided teenage girls (or boys depending) become properly educated on safe sex by lending our support, expertise, and hands on experience.