The Man Who Broke Delta...

The stock price plunged today after comments from the CEO that cost cutting measures weren't enough to stop the hemorrhaging of cash. This is in fact a cover story.

The real reason Delta's stock price plummeted was because of the public disclosure of Mike "the skypimp" Paradis' modus operandi. And who divulged that information you ask? Me baby, Me!

Onward and upward friends! Hoard those skymiles. Keep pimpin' my babies.