George Washington's stock is rising

Three cheers for the Clap, score one for Syph... aww, say it aint so Gonorrhea!

What's hot? Syphilis. What's not? Gonorrhea. According to CNN, Gonorrhea cases have fallen to the lowest level in US recorded history. Why, you ask?

Because, duh! Gonorrhea is so 1990's. In case you haven't noticed it's 2005 and you need to get with the program. And what's hotter right now than Chlamydia? Virtually nothing.

And like all great things such as flared pants and the midriff, Syphilis is making a comeback. So before you commit a full scale faux pas, jump on the hottest trends of the season and get yourself Syphilis and the Clap.

A great shopping recommendation, Baltimore: highest per capita rate of STDs in the US.

I didn't know there still was a debate over evolution...

So "intelligent design" is being taught in schools. Whatever happened to science based on fact and people choosing their own beliefs? Is the jury still out on science? Is there actually a debate about evolution? If so, here is my argument in the echo of Back in Black:

Fossils.

I win.