Face... ON!

Finally!! The awesome technology from the movie Face/Off has come to the US! I'm going to spend the rest of my afternoon deciding whose face I want instead of mine... then all I have to do is find the person, get them to sign a release form, inflict them with terrible head trauma that renders them brain dead, induce kidney failure in myself and get a transplant and accompanying medication, suffer severe non-reparable facial burns, fly their lifeless body and my kidney-less horribly burned self to Bringham & Women's Hospital, and BAM!! New face.

How can you not love that? With this technology becoming available to the public, when people threaten to "break your face" you can confidently smile and tell them to go "f*ck themselves" without the slightest hesitation. Because, if they do decide to fulfill their proclamation, you know there's always a new face just a phone call away.

Honestly, is anyone surprised that this technology is a bastard love child of China and France?